"Don't Crack Ya Eggs Before They Hatch" Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee

US$29.99

Don't Crack Ya Eggs Before They Hatch

Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee

Stay patient, stay grounded—this tee says it all. The “Don't Crack Ya Eggs Before They Hatch” tee brings a clever reminder with a classic fit. Whether you’re keeping calm, staying focused, or just serving wisdom with style, this shirt keeps it cool and comfortable.

Product Highlights:

  • Everyday Durability: Made from 100% US-grown cotton with a medium-weight feel (6.0 oz/yd²), this tee offers all-day comfort and long-lasting wear.

  • Classic, Clean Fit: Crew neckline and a timeless silhouette make this a go-to for casual days, creative layering, or leveling up your everyday look.

  • Responsibly Made: Ethically sourced cotton grown in the U.S., produced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and sustainability.

  • Smooth by Design: No side seams for a streamlined look, shoulder taping for added structure, and a ribbed collar for flexible comfort.

  • Irritation-Free: Tear-away label means no scratchy distractions—just smooth, comfy wear.

  • Color Blend Options (Depending on Shade):

    • Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

    • Heather & Safety Colors: 50/50 cotton/polyester

    • Antique & Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Sometimes you just gotta let things unfold. Keep it real, stay stylish, and don’t rush the process.
Because wisdom wears well.


Stay Fashionably Fortified!